Ep. 28 French Kiss (1995)

Guys, guys! We found it! A movie where Jean Reno is happy and kinda just hangs out! He doesn’t murder anyone or scowl or kiss a distant descendant or anything! He just sits in the middle of a largely pleasant romantic comedy and enjoys watching it happen around him. Magical.

Date Night: Black Panther (2018)

We’re watching Black Panther! Honestly, I’m just happy to see an Angela Bassett movie where she isn’t two or three letter grades better than everything else on screen. Yeah, that’s right I’m using the release of the most anticipated movie of the year to call out Strange Days. On Brand.

Ep. 27 Multiplicity (1996)

In a very special holiday episode, we cover a fantasy we can really get behind. If all you want out of life is more Michael Keaton, Multiplicity has it all. Join us as we watch a man repair his personal and professional lives, by skipping them. Also, Andie MacDowell gets hers.. and then some.

Ep. 26 The Sword and the Sorcerer (1982)

In this episode we interrogate the tastes of 1982 America. There are no answers to be found. You know what, movie? I’m glad Arnold kicked your ass all the way out of the public consciousness. Richard Moll and the makeup effects team were putting stellar work though…

Ep. 25 The Last Starfighter (1994)

It’s request night, folks. We’re watching Last Starfighter and it’s shockingly solid. I’m as surprised as you are. To be honest, I’m just happy to no longer be living in a world where eXistenZ is the best video game movie I’ve ever seen.

Ep. 24 Memoirs of an Invisible Man (1992)

Usually we like to keep things positive and watch the movies we love for the show, but this week Amelie was feeling punchy.  This time around we’re watching 1992’s off-brand Universal monster knock off, Memoirs of an Invisible Man. It’s not good, but it does have Sam Neill. Sometimes that’s enough.


Ep. 23 Road House (1989)

Merry Christmas! Join us for a very special holiday episode featuring sexy tai chi, a violent liquor embargo and Sam Elliott’s pubes. Yeah, maybe theme episodes aren’t our strong suit.